Name: Space Cows
Brand: All In! Games Spolka Akcyjna
SKU: 10001236
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Space Cows is an udderly cheesy twin-stick shooter that will challenge your sharp reflexes. Filled with various deadly aliens and unique minigames, Space Cows will keep you occupied for hours.

Grab a weaponized plunger (what, you never used one before?), get inside a mootant-infested space station and use naked force (literally) to save your dear cow! No room for the lactose-intolerant here!

Engage in crazy combat to whack 2165 mootans, all without the assistance of unnecessary things like clothes. Fart away from harm, unleash rage to obliterate enemies and mess with time in slow moo-tion.

Milk your way through various minigames because we’ve heard you like minigames so we put minigames in our game so you can play minigames while playing a game. You’re welcome.\ In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

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Space Cows ist ein saukuhler Twinstick-Shooter mit intensiven Kämpfen in Schwerelosigkeit und einer Saugglocke als Waffe.
Schieße, spurte und eiere in Zeitlupe voran, um Kühe zu retten und Rache an einem bösartigen Konzern zu üben.

Wahnwitzige Kämpfe: Stelle dich splitternackt und nur mit einer Saugglocke bewaffnet 2.165 bösartigen Muhtanten.
Furze dich in Sicherheit, manipuliere die Zeit und entfessle deinen Zorn, um Gegner zu vernichten.
Schwing den Sauger, als würdest du es ernst meinen.

Weltraumtaktik: Das von der Spielphysik gesteuerte Schwarmverhalten erfordert Spontaneität und flinke Reflexe.
Kämpfe mit aller Macht und furze mit Bedacht.
Oder andersherum.

Die Milch muss fließen: Melke dich durch eine Vielzahl von Minispielen. Wir haben gehört, ihr steht auf Minispiele, also haben wir Minispiele in unser Spiel gepackt, damit ihr Minispiele spielen könnt, während ihr spielt.
Und natürlich, um Leben dazuzugewinnen.

Keine Kuh wird zurückgelassen!

Space Cows est un shoot 'em up déjanté où tu seras armé d'une ventouse dans des combats intenses en apesanteur.
Tire, évite et remue au ralenti pour sauver des vaches et te venger d'une organisation malfaisante.

Combat déjanté: armé d'une ventouse, bouge tes fesses et liquide 2165 meuhtants.
Sers-toi de tes pets pour éviter le danger, déchaîne ta rage pour pulvériser tes ennemis, et manipule le temps.
Deviens une menace à ventouse.

Tactiques de l'espace: des nuées de patterns demanderont une approche spontanée et des réflexes aiguisés.
Bats-toi frénétiquement mais pète judicieusement.
Ou l'inverse.

Le lait doit couler: fraie-toi un chemin à travers une multitude de mini-jeux, car nous avons entendu que tu aimais les mini-jeux, alors nous avons mis des mini-jeux dans notre jeu pour que tu puisses jouer à des mini-jeux pendant que tu joues à notre jeu.
Oh, et les mini-jeux servent à gagner de la vie aussi.

N'abandonne aucune vache.

Space Cows è un demenziale sparatutto a doppia levetta con sturalavandini letali e frenetici combattimenti a gravità zero.
Spara, scatta e oscilla in slow motion per salvare mucche e vendicarti di una corporazione malvagia.

Combattimenti assurdi: armato di uno sturalavandini, alza quelle chiappe scoperte e legna 2165 muutanti.
Scoreggia per evitare i danni, scatena la tua ira per annientare i nemici e gioca con il tempo.
Sii uno sturatutto da incubo.


Tattiche spaziali: orde di sciami governati dalla fisica richiedono reazioni istintive e riflessi pronti.
Combatti selvaggiamente e scoreggia saggiamente.
O al contrario.


Chi controlla il latte, controlla l'universo: mungi le tue abilità all'interno dei minigiochi, perché ci è giunta voce che ti piacciono i minigiochi, quindi abbiamo messo dei minigiochi da giocare mentre giochi al gioco.
E per vincere vite.

Non abbandonare nessuna mucca.

Space Cows to zabawna, nietolerująca smutozy strzelanka typu twin-stick, która przetestuje twoją zręczność. Daj się ponieść zabawie pełnej śmiertelnie niebezpiecznych kosmitów i nieśmiertelnych minigier.

Pochwyć laserową przepychaczkę (co, pierwszy raz?), wedrzyj się do opanowanej przez muutantów stacji kosmicznej i użyj nieposkromionej (a także nieubranej) potęgi broni, by ocalić ukochaną krowę!

Przygotuj się do ostatecznej potyczki i pokonaj wszystkich 2165 muutantów! Niech nic cię nie rozprasza, nawet ubrania. Prukaj z dala od niebezpieczeństwa, spowalniaj czas i zaburzaj czasoprzestrzeń, a przede wszystkim pamiętaj - jeśli wszystko zawiedzie, zostaje świrowanko!

Nie samym strzelaniem człowiek żyje, dlatego wysmażyliśmy dla ciebie wyjątkowe minigierki. Nie muu za co!

Space Cows is an udderly cheesy twin-stick shooter that will challenge your sharp reflexes. Filled with various deadly aliens and unique minigames, Space Cows will keep you occupied for hours.

Grab a weaponized plunger (what, you never used one before?), get inside a mootant-infested space station and use naked force (literally) to save your dear cow! No room for the lactose-intolerant here!

Engage in crazy combat to whack 2165 mootans, all without the assistance of unnecessary things like clothes. Fart away from harm, unleash rage to obliterate enemies and mess with time in slow moo-tion.

Milk your way through various minigames because we’ve heard you like minigames so we put minigames in our game so you can play minigames while playing a game. You’re welcome.

Space Cows – это скабрезный шутер на два джойстика с туалетным вантузом в роли главного оружия и напряженными боями при нулевой гравитации.
Стреляй, летай и болтайся в замедленной съемке, что спасти коров и отомстить корпорации зла.

Безумные бои: Вооружись вантузом и шевели голыми булками, чтобы задать жару 2165 му-у-утантам.
Газуй подальше от опасностей, выпускай свою ярость, уничтожай врагов меняй ход времени.
Неси возмездие вантузом.

Космическая тактика: Крутая физика и модели движения роя требуют импровизации и быстрой реакции.
Дерись с умом, газуй мудро.
Или наоборот.

Молоко течет рекой: Плыви в молочном потоке по мини-играм. Мы слышали, что ты любишь мини-игры, поэтому добавили в нашу игру мини-игры, чтобы можно было играть в мини-игры, пока играешь в игру.
Выигрыш – целая жизнь.

Не оставляй коров в беде.

Space Cowsはラバーカップを装備して、重力ゼロの激しいバトルを戦い抜くちょっぴりお下品なツインスティックシューター。
攻撃、ダッシュそしてスローモーションの中でプカプカ浮かびながら牛たちを救い、敵の組織に復讐攻撃を仕掛けよう。

クレイジーな戦い: ラバーカップを装備して、丸出しのお尻を動かしながら2165匹のムータントをパンパン叩いてやっつけよう。

おならで危険を避けながら、うっぷんを晴らして敵を全滅させ、時間をもてあそぼう。
ラバーカップの達人を目指しましょう。

宇宙戦術: 物理学を取り込んだ動きには想像力とシャープな反射神経が求められる。
野性的に戦い、理性的にオナラをしよう。
またはその逆で。

ミルクを止めるな: ミルクで様々なミニゲームをクリアしていこう。ミニゲームがお好きということでゲーム内にミニゲームを用意しました。ということでゲームをプレイしながらミニゲームをプレイしよう。
そしてライフもゲット。

一頭の牛も残さないように。

Space Cows es un juego cursi de tirador de palanca doble donde encontrarás destapacaños hechos armas y combates intensos en gravedad cero.
Dispara, corre y tambaléate en cámara lenta para rescatar a las vacas y vengarte de una empresa del mal.

Combate alocado: ármate con un destapacaños, mueve tu trasero desnudo y golpea a 2.165 muutantes.
Aléjate a pedos del peligro, dale rienda suelta a tu furia para destruir a tus enemigos y causar estragos en el tiempo.
Conviértete en el destapacaños más peligroso.

Tácticas espaciales: necesitarás una estrategia espontánea y reflejos de gato para lidiar con los patrones de manada de excelente motor físico.
Pelea con valor y pedorréate con sabiduría.
O al revés.

La leche debe fluir: ábrete camino ordeñando por varios minijuegos, porque hemos escuchado decir que te gustan los minijuegos, así que hemos puesto minijuegos en nuestro juego para que juegues minijuegos mientras juegas el juego.
Y también para ganar vida.

No abandones a ninguna vaca.

《Space Cows》是一款诙谐搞怪的双摇杆射击游戏，玩家将带上强力皮搋子，在无重力空间站展开火爆战斗。
开火、冲刺、用慢动作摇摆，救出一头头奶牛，击溃邪恶企业的阴谋。

疯狂战斗：皮搋子与光溜溜的臀部就是你的武器。杀尽2165只哞哞怪！
靠放屁逃离危险，用暴怒击溃敌军，扭曲时间。
用皮搋子让敌人闻风丧胆。

太空战术：在空间站浮游潜行需要即兴的创意与敏捷的反应。
疯狂搏击，谨慎排气。
或谨慎搏击，疯狂排气。

奶般丝滑秀：飘着奶香一路闯过一个个迷你游戏。我们听说各位喜欢迷你游戏，所有就在本游戏中融入了许多迷你游戏，好让大家在砍杀哞哞怪之余还能玩到迷你游戏。
获取生命。

别落下任何一头牛。

Space Cows é um jogo de tiros biruta com o desentupidor de privada mais potente do Cosmos e combate intenso em gravidade zero.
Dispare, saia correndo e pule de um lado a outro em câmera lenta para salvar vacas e vingar-se de uma organização maléfica.

Combate amalucado: armado apenas com um desentupidor de privada bombado, mova essa sua bunda peluda para detonar 2.165 muuutantes.
Peide-se para longe do perigo, aniquile inimigos com fúria intestinal e não vá perder a hora.
Seja o terror dos banheiros.

Táticas espaciais: padrões de enxame orientados pela física que exigem abordagens improvisadas e reflexos rápidos.
Lute com selvageria e peide com sabedoria.
Ou inverta e faça o contrário.

O leite precisa fluir: ordenhe seu progresso nos muitos minijogos - porque ficamos sabendo que você gosta disso de minijogos, então enfiamos minijogos no jogo para você jogar minijogos enquanto joga o jogo.
E também para ganhar mais vida.

Não deixe sobrar nem uma vaquinha.

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The Galaxy’s Last Line of Offence.

Enlist in the Helldivers and join the fight for freedom across a hostile galaxy in a fast, frantic, and ferocious third-person shooter.

URGENT BROADCAST – SUPER EARTH ARMED FORCES
Freedom. Peace. Democracy. 
Your Super Earth-born rights. The key pillars of our civilization. 
Of our very existence. 
But the war rages on. And everything is once again under threat.
Join the greatest military force the galaxy has ever seen and make this a safe and free place to live.

BECOME A LEGEND
You will be assembled into squads of up to four Helldivers and assigned strategic missions.
Watch each other’s back – friendly fire is an unfortunate certainty of war, but victory without teamwork is impossible.

LOADOUTS
Rain down freedom from above, sneak through enemy territory, or grit your teeth and charge head-first into the jaws of combat.
How you deliver liberty is your choice; you’ll have access to a wide array of explosive firepower, life-saving armour and battle-changing stratagems… the jewel in every Helldiver’s arsenal.

REQUISITION 
Super Earth recognises your hard work with valuable Requisition. Use it to access different rewards that benefit you, your squad, your destroyer ship and our overall war effort.

THREATS
Everything on every planet wants you dead. That’s what we’re dealing with.
Each enemy has distinct and unpredictable characteristics, tactics, and behaviour – but they all fight ferociously and without fear or morality.

THE GALACTIC WAR
Capturing enemy planets, defending against invasions, and completing missions will contribute to our overall effort.
This war will be won or lost depending on the actions of everyone involved.
We stand together, or we fall apart.

Fresh out of high school with no job and no ambition, you’ve really got nothing going for you until an alien cartel that wants to get high off humanity invades Earth. Now, you and a team of charismatic talking guns must answer the hero's call and become the deadliest intergalactic bounty hunter the cosmos has ever seen. 

Travel to a variety of biomes and locations across the cosmos, go up against the nefarious Garmantuous and his gang of goons, collect loot, meet unique characters, and more, in the latest comedy adventure from Squanch Games!

Here comes Capcom’s newest challenger! Street Fighter™ 6 launches worldwide on June 2nd, 2023 and represents the next evolution of the series.

Powered by Capcom’s proprietary RE ENGINE, the Street Fighter 6 experience spans across three distinct game modes featuring World Tour, Fighting Ground and Battle Hub.

Diverse Roster of 18 Fighters
Play legendary masters and new fan favorites like Ryu, Chun-Li, Luke, Jamie, Kimberly and more in this latest edition with each character featuring striking new redesigns and exhilarating cinematic specials.

Dominate the Fighting Ground
Street Fighter 6 offers a highly evolved combat system with three control types - Classic, Modern and Dynamic - allowing you to quickly play to your skill level.
The new Real Time Commentary Feature adds all the hype of a competitive match as well as easy-to-understand explanations about your gameplay.
The Drive Gauge is a new system to manage your resources. Use it wisely in order to claim victory.

Explore the Streets in World Tour
Discover the meaning of strength in World Tour, an immersive, single-player story mode. Take your avatar and explore Metro City and beyond. Meet Masters who will take you under their wing and teach you their style and techniques.

Seek Rivals in the Battle Hub
The Battle Hub represents a core mode of Street Fighter 6 where players can gather and communicate, and become stronger together. Use the avatar you create in World Tour to check out cabinets on the Battle Hub floor and play against other players, or head over to the Game Center to enjoy some of Capcom's classic arcade games.

Your path to becoming a World Warrior starts here.

Online Play
Capcom provides various online services for this game, including online-only content.
* You cannot access certain elements of this game without an internet connection.
* A Capcom ID is required to use use online-only content.
* For information on the services related to Capcom ID and how to use it, please visit the official Capcom ID website https://cid.capcom.com/. Please note that there may be times when use of Capcom ID is age-restricted.
* Capcom may temporarily suspend online services in the event of unforeseen circumstances.\ In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

Notice: PlayStation Network Account required, subject to the PlayStation Terms of Services and User Agreement http://www.playstationnetwork.com/terms-of-service

THE NORSE SAGA CONTINUES 
From Santa Monica Studio and brought to PC in partnership with Jetpack Interactive comes God of War Ragnarök, an epic and heartfelt journey that follows Kratos and Atreus as they struggle with holding on and letting go. 
The sequel to the critically acclaimed God of War (2018), God of War Ragnarök picks up with Fimbulwinter well underway. Kratos and Atreus must journey to each of the Nine Realms in search of answers as Odin’s forces in Asgard prepare for a prophesied battle that will end the world. 
Along the way, they will explore stunning, mythical landscapes, and face fearsome enemies in the form of Norse gods and monsters. As the threat of Ragnarök grows ever closer, Kratos and Atreus must choose between the safety of their family and the safety of the realms. 

A FUTURE, UNWRITTEN 
Atreus seeks knowledge to help him understand the prophecy of “Loki” and establish his role in Ragnarök. Kratos must decide whether he will be chained by the fear of repeating his mistakes or break free of his past to be the father Atreus needs.

FLUID, EXPRESSIVE COMBAT 
The Leviathan Axe, Blades of Chaos, and Guardian Shield return alongside a host of new abilities for both Kratos and Atreus. Kratos’ deadly Spartan skills will be tested like never before as he battles gods and monsters across Nine Realms to protect his family. 

EXPLORE VAST REALMS 
Journey through dangerous and stunning landscapes as Kratos and Atreus search for answers. 

MASTER THYSELF IN GOD OF WAR RAGNARÖK: VALHALLA 
Available right at launch with your purchase of God of War Ragnarök is access to the God of War Ragnarök: Valhalla DLC for no additional cost! 
Accompanied only by Mimir, Kratos embarks on a deeply personal and reflective journey that pushes him to master mind and body as he is confronted with the challenges of Valhalla in an unravelling, replayable adventure that blends the beloved combat from God of War Ragnarök with brand new elements inspired by the roguelite genre.

AN EPILOGUE TO RAGNARÖK 
Kratos’ journey continues as he enters Valhalla, a new location in the God of War Norse saga. Faced with echoes of his past, he fights to overcome the trials within himself and walk the path laid out before him.

BELOVED COMBAT REIMAGINED 
The beloved combat from God of War Ragnarök with fresh and experimental twists inspired by the roguelite genre. Valhalla will push you to master different aspects of Kratos’ arsenal during each attempt as you face new combinations of enemies and some surprises along the way! 

FIGHT. LEARN. GROW. 
Death is never the end. Kratos will have access to his weapons, skills, shields and abilities, but each new attempt will reset his Stats, Runic Attacks and Perks. As Kratos progresses through each attempt, you will be presented with choices between rewards that will help you push deeper into the mysterious depths of Valhalla while building resources toward persistent upgrades.

PC FEATURES 
Partnering with Jetpack Interactive once again, God of War Ragnarök on PC will harness the power of the platform to deliver an exceptional experience.

UNLOCKED FRAME RATES & HIGH-FIDELITY GRAPHICS 
Unlocked framerates and the option of true 4K resolution expand the full potential of our cinematic no-cut camera as you travel through the stunning vistas of the Nine Realms.¹ 
Behold enhanced reflections, lighting, and higher fidelity shadows, as well as increased geometric detail.²

UPSCALING TECHNOLOGY
Full integration with NVIDIA RTX™ Deep Learning Super Sampling (DLSS) 3.7, AMD FidelityFX™ Super Resolution (FSR) 3.1, and Intel XeSS (Xe Super Sampling) 1.2 will allow you to reach higher graphical settings and output resolutions. 

NVIDIA® REFLEX SUPPORT
Utilize NVIDIA Reflex low latency technology allowing you to react quicker and hit harder combos with the responsive gameplay.³

SUPER ULTRAWIDE SUPPORT
Enjoy the breathtaking beauty of the Nine Realms in panoramic widescreen with 21:9 ultra-widescreen and 32:9 super ultra-widescreen support!¹

CONTROLS CUSTOMIZATION
Play your way. With support for the DUALSHOCK®4 and DUALSENSE® wireless controllers, a wide range of other gamepads, and fully customizable bindings for mouse and keyboard, you have the power to fine-tune every action to match your playstyle.

HAPTIC FEEDBACK 
Feel your journey through the Norse realms, made possible by immersive haptic feedback and adaptive trigger functionality.³

SPATIAL 3D AUDIO 
Take advantage of highly accurate, spatial 3D Audio; hear enemies approaching from any direction, including from above and below you.⁴

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¹ Compatible PC and display device required.
² Compatible PC and graphics card required.
³ DualSense™ controller and wired connection required to experience the full range of in-game controller features.
⁴ 3D Audio via analog/USB stereo headphones. 

©2024 Sony Interactive Entertainment LLC. God of War is a registered trademark of Sony Interactive Entertainment LLC and related companies in the U.S. and other countries. “PlayStation Family Mark”, “PlayStation”, and “PlayStation Studios logo” are registered trademarks or trademarks of Sony Interactive Entertainment Inc\ In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

Paradox Development Studio brings you the sequel to one of the most popular strategy games ever made. Crusader Kings III is the heir to a long legacy of historical grand strategy experiences and arrives with a host of new ways to ensure the success of your royal house.

*HISTORY*
- Choose a royal or noble house from a number of realms on a map that stretches from Iceland to India, from the Arctic Circle to Central Africa.
- Guide a dynasty through the centuries, ensuring the security and power of each new generation. Gather new lands and titles to cement your legacy.
- Be a pious king to bring the religious powers to your side, or strike out on your own, designing your own splinter religion and earning everlasting fame or eternal damnation.
- Knights, peasant revolts, pilgrimages, Viking raiders...experience the drama and pageantry of the Middle Ages.

*CHARACTER*
- Adopt one of five different lifestyles, perfecting your skills in military strategy or kingdom management.
- Acquire character traits that will guide your actions, but beware if you act against your nature! The stress from denying your truest self could bring a new host of troubles!
- Choose appropriate guardians for your heirs, or train them yourself. But what do you do if the legal heir is not quite up to the job?
- Violent characters may develop a fearsome reputation, cowering your timid subjects into obedience with the dread you inspire.

*WARFARE*
- Recruit man-at-arms units and powerful knights to supplement your royal levies.
- Research new technologies to increase the wealth and military might of your realm.
- Hire mercenaries and Holy Orders for your major wars. 
- Supplement your income with ransomed prisoners or raiding parties on neighboring realms.

*INTRIGUE*
- Use your spymaster to discover plots against your dynasty and your rule.
- Recruit agents to assist your schemes to undermine or murder anyone who stands between you and power.
- Seduce other characters for love or political power.
- Gather information for blackmailing purposes or call in favors whenever your plans need an extra bit of influence.\ In order to activate this game, you will require a third-party 'Steam' account. For full details on how to activate please follow this link: https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=5414-TFBN-1352

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