Space Cows is an udderly cheesy twin-stick shooter that will challenge your sharp reflexes. Filled with various deadly aliens and unique minigames, Space Cows will keep you occupied for hours.

Grab a weaponized plunger (what, you never used one before?), get inside a mootant-infested space station and use naked force (literally) to save your dear cow! No room for the lactose-intolerant here!

Engage in crazy combat to whack 2165 mootans, all without the assistance of unnecessary things like clothes. Fart away from harm, unleash rage to obliterate enemies and mess with time in slow moo-tion.

Milk your way through various minigames because we’ve heard you like minigames so we put minigames in our game so you can play minigames while playing a game. You’re welcome.

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Steam Works

Space Cows est un shoot 'em up déjanté où tu seras armé d'une ventouse dans des combats intenses en apesanteur.
Tire, évite et remue au ralenti pour sauver des vaches et te venger d'une organisation malfaisante.

Combat déjanté: armé d'une ventouse, bouge tes fesses et liquide 2165 meuhtants.
Sers-toi de tes pets pour éviter le danger, déchaîne ta rage pour pulvériser tes ennemis, et manipule le temps.
Deviens une menace à ventouse.

Tactiques de l'espace: des nuées de patterns demanderont une approche spontanée et des réflexes aiguisés.
Bats-toi frénétiquement mais pète judicieusement.
Ou l'inverse.

Le lait doit couler: fraie-toi un chemin à travers une multitude de mini-jeux, car nous avons entendu que tu aimais les mini-jeux, alors nous avons mis des mini-jeux dans notre jeu pour que tu puisses jouer à des mini-jeux pendant que tu joues à notre jeu.
Oh, et les mini-jeux servent à gagner de la vie aussi.

N'abandonne aucune vache.

Space Cowsはラバーカップを装備して、重力ゼロの激しいバトルを戦い抜くちょっぴりお下品なツインスティックシューター。
攻撃、ダッシュそしてスローモーションの中でプカプカ浮かびながら牛たちを救い、敵の組織に復讐攻撃を仕掛けよう。

クレイジーな戦い: ラバーカップを装備して、丸出しのお尻を動かしながら2165匹のムータントをパンパン叩いてやっつけよう。

おならで危険を避けながら、うっぷんを晴らして敵を全滅させ、時間をもてあそぼう。
ラバーカップの達人を目指しましょう。

宇宙戦術: 物理学を取り込んだ動きには想像力とシャープな反射神経が求められる。
野性的に戦い、理性的にオナラをしよう。
またはその逆で。

ミルクを止めるな: ミルクで様々なミニゲームをクリアしていこう。ミニゲームがお好きということでゲーム内にミニゲームを用意しました。ということでゲームをプレイしながらミニゲームをプレイしよう。
そしてライフもゲット。

一頭の牛も残さないように。

Space Cows è un demenziale sparatutto a doppia levetta con sturalavandini letali e frenetici combattimenti a gravità zero.
Spara, scatta e oscilla in slow motion per salvare mucche e vendicarti di una corporazione malvagia.

Combattimenti assurdi: armato di uno sturalavandini, alza quelle chiappe scoperte e legna 2165 muutanti.
Scoreggia per evitare i danni, scatena la tua ira per annientare i nemici e gioca con il tempo.
Sii uno sturatutto da incubo.


Tattiche spaziali: orde di sciami governati dalla fisica richiedono reazioni istintive e riflessi pronti.
Combatti selvaggiamente e scoreggia saggiamente.
O al contrario.


Chi controlla il latte, controlla l'universo: mungi le tue abilità all'interno dei minigiochi, perché ci è giunta voce che ti piacciono i minigiochi, quindi abbiamo messo dei minigiochi da giocare mentre giochi al gioco.
E per vincere vite.

Non abbandonare nessuna mucca.

Space Cows – это скабрезный шутер на два джойстика с туалетным вантузом в роли главного оружия и напряженными боями при нулевой гравитации.
Стреляй, летай и болтайся в замедленной съемке, что спасти коров и отомстить корпорации зла.

Безумные бои: Вооружись вантузом и шевели голыми булками, чтобы задать жару 2165 му-у-утантам.
Газуй подальше от опасностей, выпускай свою ярость, уничтожай врагов меняй ход времени.
Неси возмездие вантузом.

Космическая тактика: Крутая физика и модели движения роя требуют импровизации и быстрой реакции.
Дерись с умом, газуй мудро.
Или наоборот.

Молоко течет рекой: Плыви в молочном потоке по мини-играм. Мы слышали, что ты любишь мини-игры, поэтому добавили в нашу игру мини-игры, чтобы можно было играть в мини-игры, пока играешь в игру.
Выигрыш – целая жизнь.

Не оставляй коров в беде.

Space Cows es un juego cursi de tirador de palanca doble donde encontrarás destapacaños hechos armas y combates intensos en gravedad cero.
Dispara, corre y tambaléate en cámara lenta para rescatar a las vacas y vengarte de una empresa del mal.

Combate alocado: ármate con un destapacaños, mueve tu trasero desnudo y golpea a 2.165 muutantes.
Aléjate a pedos del peligro, dale rienda suelta a tu furia para destruir a tus enemigos y causar estragos en el tiempo.
Conviértete en el destapacaños más peligroso.

Tácticas espaciales: necesitarás una estrategia espontánea y reflejos de gato para lidiar con los patrones de manada de excelente motor físico.
Pelea con valor y pedorréate con sabiduría.
O al revés.

La leche debe fluir: ábrete camino ordeñando por varios minijuegos, porque hemos escuchado decir que te gustan los minijuegos, así que hemos puesto minijuegos en nuestro juego para que juegues minijuegos mientras juegas el juego.
Y también para ganar vida.

No abandones a ninguna vaca.

Space Cows é um jogo de tiros biruta com o desentupidor de privada mais potente do Cosmos e combate intenso em gravidade zero.
Dispare, saia correndo e pule de um lado a outro em câmera lenta para salvar vacas e vingar-se de uma organização maléfica.

Combate amalucado: armado apenas com um desentupidor de privada bombado, mova essa sua bunda peluda para detonar 2.165 muuutantes.
Peide-se para longe do perigo, aniquile inimigos com fúria intestinal e não vá perder a hora.
Seja o terror dos banheiros.

Táticas espaciais: padrões de enxame orientados pela física que exigem abordagens improvisadas e reflexos rápidos.
Lute com selvageria e peide com sabedoria.
Ou inverta e faça o contrário.

O leite precisa fluir: ordenhe seu progresso nos muitos minijogos - porque ficamos sabendo que você gosta disso de minijogos, então enfiamos minijogos no jogo para você jogar minijogos enquanto joga o jogo.
E também para ganhar mais vida.

Não deixe sobrar nem uma vaquinha.

《Space Cows》是一款诙谐搞怪的双摇杆射击游戏，玩家将带上强力皮搋子，在无重力空间站展开火爆战斗。
开火、冲刺、用慢动作摇摆，救出一头头奶牛，击溃邪恶企业的阴谋。

疯狂战斗：皮搋子与光溜溜的臀部就是你的武器。杀尽2165只哞哞怪！
靠放屁逃离危险，用暴怒击溃敌军，扭曲时间。
用皮搋子让敌人闻风丧胆。

太空战术：在空间站浮游潜行需要即兴的创意与敏捷的反应。
疯狂搏击，谨慎排气。
或谨慎搏击，疯狂排气。

奶般丝滑秀：飘着奶香一路闯过一个个迷你游戏。我们听说各位喜欢迷你游戏，所有就在本游戏中融入了许多迷你游戏，好让大家在砍杀哞哞怪之余还能玩到迷你游戏。
获取生命。

别落下任何一头牛。

Space Cows ist ein saukuhler Twinstick-Shooter mit intensiven Kämpfen in Schwerelosigkeit und einer Saugglocke als Waffe.
Schieße, spurte und eiere in Zeitlupe voran, um Kühe zu retten und Rache an einem bösartigen Konzern zu üben.

Wahnwitzige Kämpfe: Stelle dich splitternackt und nur mit einer Saugglocke bewaffnet 2.165 bösartigen Muhtanten.
Furze dich in Sicherheit, manipuliere die Zeit und entfessle deinen Zorn, um Gegner zu vernichten.
Schwing den Sauger, als würdest du es ernst meinen.

Weltraumtaktik: Das von der Spielphysik gesteuerte Schwarmverhalten erfordert Spontaneität und flinke Reflexe.
Kämpfe mit aller Macht und furze mit Bedacht.
Oder andersherum.

Die Milch muss fließen: Melke dich durch eine Vielzahl von Minispielen. Wir haben gehört, ihr steht auf Minispiele, also haben wir Minispiele in unser Spiel gepackt, damit ihr Minispiele spielen könnt, während ihr spielt.
Und natürlich, um Leben dazuzugewinnen.

Keine Kuh wird zurückgelassen!

Space Cows to zabawna, nietolerująca smutozy strzelanka typu twin-stick, która przetestuje twoją zręczność. Daj się ponieść zabawie pełnej śmiertelnie niebezpiecznych kosmitów i nieśmiertelnych minigier.

Pochwyć laserową przepychaczkę (co, pierwszy raz?), wedrzyj się do opanowanej przez muutantów stacji kosmicznej i użyj nieposkromionej (a także nieubranej) potęgi broni, by ocalić ukochaną krowę!

Przygotuj się do ostatecznej potyczki i pokonaj wszystkich 2165 muutantów! Niech nic cię nie rozprasza, nawet ubrania. Prukaj z dala od niebezpieczeństwa, spowalniaj czas i zaburzaj czasoprzestrzeń, a przede wszystkim pamiętaj - jeśli wszystko zawiedzie, zostaje świrowanko!

Nie samym strzelaniem człowiek żyje, dlatego wysmażyliśmy dla ciebie wyjątkowe minigierki. Nie muu za co!

Space Cows

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With an over the shoulder camera that brings the player closer to the action than ever before, fights in God of War™ mirror the pantheon of Norse creatures Kratos will face: grand, gritty and grueling. A new main weapon and new abilities retain the defining spirit of the God of War series while presenting a vision of conflict that forges new ground in the genre.

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Languages	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English
French
German
Italian
Japanese
Polish
Russian
Portuguese-Brazil
Spanish Mexico

Languages	Interface	Full Audio	Subtitles
English
French
German
Italian
Japanese
Polish
Russian
Portuguese-Brazil
Spanish Mexico

Space Cows

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Rating for: PEGI

Space Cows

Rating for: PEGI

About this game